Best-Worst Movie: What You Shouldn't Be Watching

Everyone will tell you what you should be watching, but  few people take the time to compile a list of the worst movies to avoid at all cost. This is a review of what is possibly the best-worst movie ever made and those who haven't watched it yet might have hope to avoid losing a couple of hours which could have been spent watching football, wrestling or Soap Operas which weirdly never disappoint.

Note: The image that follows  is highly disturbing and your discretion is advised.



Drum rolls, the current best-worst movie that you should not be caught dead watching is The Human Centipede II. This is a review of Tom Six's second gross installation, of what is possibly a the grossest movie ever made. I didn't waste time watching the first movie, which depicted a crazy and sick man who kidnapped 3 women and sewed them ass to mouth to create 'The Human Centipede."

I had to fast forward through most parts of the sequel, which followed a sick and disgusting man who is depicted as a fan of the first movie. He decides to make his own literal ass-to-mouth human centipede using 12 people. At some point the big question lingering on my mind is answered.  One of the actresses, who I believe was on the first movie, says something close to"we all had to shower before shooting The Human Centipede. I mean being stuck to each other's butts, you have to be clean." To think that Six is thinking about working on the third installation of this sick and deranged movie; [please donate that money to charity!

On the merit side, the cinematography is captivating for those who are able to pick out on a few of those moments. There is minimal dialogue and the main character barely says any word. I mean you can't help but love a silent movie which gets the message across.

That sums it up on what is the current best-worst movie ever made.